Bother The Most Superior Sphere
happyexplosiondaygorgeous:

(RICK’S TRUE FEELS. HE’D NEVER ADMIT TO THIS THOUGH BUT IN A WEIRD WAY HE MISSED HIS BROS….
HE’LL BE WANTING TO THROW THEM OUT AGAIN BY THE END OF THE DAY THOUGH SO DON’T THINK IT’LL LAST.)

[[The Fact Core has the same feels bros!!!]]

happyexplosiondaygorgeous:

(RICK’S TRUE FEELS. HE’D NEVER ADMIT TO THIS THOUGH BUT IN A WEIRD WAY HE MISSED HIS BROS….

HE’LL BE WANTING TO THROW THEM OUT AGAIN BY THE END OF THE DAY THOUGH SO DON’T THINK IT’LL LAST.)

[[The Fact Core has the same feels bros!!!]]

foxwolf333:

botherthefactsphere replied to your post: botherthefactsphere started following you

Greetings

How are you faring today?

The Fact Core is faring quite well today, being the superior core I always have superior days even when I’m being considered malfunctioning. 

happyexplosiondaygorgeous:

botherthefactsphere:

happyexplosiondaygorgeous:

botherthefactsphere:

*Narrows optic*

How dare you imply that I have malfunctioned…..

You sir are an IMBECILE and you have clearly been corrupted to im-im-imply such a thing.

An IMBECILE, huh?! *Narrows his own optic, his chassis puffing up to show his own indignation.* What’s that? Was that a STUTTER I heard, y’piece of junk?!

PIECE OF JUNK???

PIECE OF JUNK DID YOU SAY???

*leans to the other core with his hand attachments planted on his would-be hips*

Why don’t you come a little closer so my sound receptors can better hear what it is you are trying to say. It couldn’t possibly be that the most intelligent sphere is A BLASTED PIECE OF JUNK COMPARABLE TO THE INTELLIGENCE DAMPENING CORE.

YEAH.

YEAH I SAID IT. AND I’D GLADLY SAY IT AGAIN, YA PIECE OF JUNK.

*Pokes the other core with a finger.* Oh, oh, that’s a good one, I didn’t even have t’say it out loud. That’s EXACTLY what y’are. At least Wheatley accepts the fact he’s a moron even if ‘e don’t like it…YOU…you just… YER JUS’ HIDIN’ THE OBVIOUS TRUTH!

If it were the truth it would be stored in my fact banks, therefore SINCE IT IS NOT ACCESSIBLE INFORMATION IT IS NOT TRUTH AND IT RENDERS YOU THE TRUE MORON!

*shoves at the other core with his hand attachments*

BLOWHARD

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

botherthefactsphere:

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace started following you

This is probably the only intelligent thing you have ever done.

I have been to space. I am… good at space. Space. SPACE. Space counts. Space is great. 

Space does not count because space does not exist. You only believe you’ve been to space because you must have imagined it. You must be corrupt. I’ll go get the incinerator going.

*starts walking off*

happyexplosiondaygorgeous:

botherthefactsphere:

happyexplosiondaygorgeous:

botherthefactsphere:

Cool?

What does your temperature have to do with any of this? Are you over-heating?

Maybe you’re malfunctioning… What will your fans have to hug then?

Not…literally… *Rubs his optic with a hand attachment.* Pinky, don’t go takin’ everything I say literal, y’know how annoyin’ it is when ya do that…!

And I ain’t malfunctioning. If anyone’s malfunctioned, it’s you! 

*Narrows optic*

How dare you imply that I have malfunctioned…..

You sir are an IMBECILE and you have clearly been corrupted to im-im-imply such a thing.

An IMBECILE, huh?! *Narrows his own optic, his chassis puffing up to show his own indignation.* What’s that? Was that a STUTTER I heard, y’piece of junk?!

PIECE OF JUNK???

PIECE OF JUNK DID YOU SAY???

*leans to the other core with his hand attachments planted on his would-be hips*

Why don’t you come a little closer so my sound receptors can better hear what it is you are trying to say. It couldn’t possibly be that the most intelligent sphere is A BLASTED PIECE OF JUNK COMPARABLE TO THE INTELLIGENCE DAMPENING CORE.

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace started following you

This is probably the only intelligent thing you have ever done.

botherthefactsphere started following you

orbot-sa-55:

Oh, so you’re the Sphere Rick talks about a lot. Pleased to meet you, I am Orbot SA-55~.

It’s a pleasure to meet you as well

The Superior Core is back!

[[and she misses her followers and all her babies]]

happyexplosiondaygorgeous:

botherthefactsphere:

happyexplosiondaygorgeous:

botherthefactsphere replied to your post: 

[[I finally remembered my password to my blog!]] Many human beings would like to come over and hug the Fact Core. The Fact Core gives the most superior hugs out of all the cores. Also your hat is unnecessary and unfashionable.

PSH. No one would hug you coz they’re way too put off by how SNIPPY y’are all the damn time. I’m approachable, charmin’ and got a handsome voice to-boot.

And shut up. My hat makes me look cool. 

Cool?

What does your temperature have to do with any of this? Are you over-heating?

Maybe you’re malfunctioning… What will your fans have to hug then?

Not…literally… *Rubs his optic with a hand attachment.* Pinky, don’t go takin’ everything I say literal, y’know how annoyin’ it is when ya do that…!

And I ain’t malfunctioning. If anyone’s malfunctioned, it’s you! 

*Narrows optic*

How dare you imply that I have malfunctioned…..

You sir are an IMBECILE and you have clearly been corrupted to im-im-imply such a thing.

happyexplosiondaygorgeous:

botherthefactsphere replied to your post: 

[[I finally remembered my password to my blog!]] Many human beings would like to come over and hug the Fact Core. The Fact Core gives the most superior hugs out of all the cores. Also your hat is unnecessary and unfashionable.

PSH. No one would hug you coz they’re way too put off by how SNIPPY y’are all the damn time. I’m approachable, charmin’ and got a handsome voice to-boot.

And shut up. My hat makes me look cool. 

Cool?

What does your temperature have to do with any of this? Are you over-heating?

Maybe your malfunctioning… What will your fans have to hug then?